I have had an epiphany, a revelation, and confirmation from the source of all that is good in the universe.
The rapture is real. It is for the Christians, conservatives, and capitalists.
It has taken 2000 years to discover those that must be taken from our dear planet Earth in the process they understand to be the rapture.
There is nothing more conclusive than the last 50 years to prove, once and for all, that conservatism is the regressive and destructive aspect of humanity that causes the inevitable death spiral of every civilization, that ultimately results in the collapse of all societies.
In her infinite wisdom, penchant for suffering, and mercurial nature, God has presented to all of us the one consistent truth, Conservatism is the disease that afflicts all on the planet.
After the rapture the planet will be restored to the Eden it was always meant to be and as all the unbalanced psychos that are religious, conservative, and greedy will be wiped off the face of the planet. Earth will regain her balance and we can all get on with living on a world of peace, tranquility, and free from the corruption of religions.